Archive | December, 2012

AMBALI & AKPORS…

10 Dec
 

Wrongest people to ask questions.

Mr & Mrs Apororo were arguing on who is d most Coward & Scared between them.

After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids (Ambali & Akpors) who they think was d most Coward &

Scared between them.

The first Kid (Ambali) says:

“Dad is d most coward ‘cos he’s scared of women: Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town; He closes one eye (i.e winks at d lady)”

Wife realizing d meaning was very angry with her husband.

The Second kid (Akpors) goes:

“That’s nothing. Mummy is so scared to sleep alone when dad works night shift. Mummy sleeps with d man next door; sometimes she invites d gardener or uncle Kingleys to sleep with her. Sometimes uncle Mayowa d youth corper, after leaving ur room even escort her to the bathroom & bath with her just bcos she’s scared.”

MR APORORO FAINTED!

HAPPY NEW WEEK

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